Monday, April 30, 2012


One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his
way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was 
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost 
his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal
he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought 
him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How 
much do I owe you?"

Friday, April 27, 2012

Love Means

 (a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only

Love,will power

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Love chairs

One day God sent 2 Chairs 2 Lovers,
The Specialty of dat Chair was that;
The Person Sitting on It, if says Truth
Then Green Light would Blink
n If Person sitting on It says a Lie;
then Red Light would Blink..!

Girl sat on the Chair;
Boy Asked Her:
"Do U Love Me ??"

"Yes.., I Love U.."
(Red Light Blinks)

Hello,I love you

Girl: We're best friend,right?
Boy:Yes,of course
Girl: So be honest with me,who do you like?
Boy: No one.I love someone.
Girl: Oh,she must be very lucky
Boy:Definitely. I've loved her,
ever since I met her
Girl:Really?Wel l,since we're best friends,
I wanna meet her.Go call her.
Boy: Oh okay.&Boy takes out his phone,
dials her number and phones her.
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call
*Answers the phone.
Boy: I love you

Love is blind

There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the world. She didn't have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply, like no one else. She always used to say that she'd marry him if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes.

And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was astonished to see that her boyfriend was blind. He told her, "You can see me now, can we get married?" She replied, "And do what? We'd never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but you're still blind. It won't work out, I'm sorry."

Friday, April 20, 2012

Does GOD exist

An atheist professor of philosophy
speaks to his class on the problem
science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to
stand and…..
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful ?
Student: Yes..
Prof: My brother died of cancer even
though he prayed to God to heal him.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Rajnikant Facts,mind it

1. Everytime you see Internal Server Errors on PP, it’s Rajnikant trying to join PP. PP shuts itself down in fear.

2. Everything Punjabiportal has been so far was actually done to publish this article in praises of Rajnikant.

Members can suggest more facts about Rajnikant and and submit it in comments. We will add them with your name in this article.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

A gift to mom

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."
The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reding the Bible and you

Friday, April 13, 2012

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Jokes Collection 1

Buy a ship and name it relation. Now you have a relationship
Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked:
1 din me kitny Cigrette peety ho..?
... Boy: Why..?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete py kharch kiye huy paisy bachaty to samny khari hui BMW car Tumhari hoti.
Boy: Ap cigrete peti hain..?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hy..?

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

I broke up with her

Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
 His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Married or not you should read this

“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Kahani hai diye ki aur toofan ki - Song


Nirbal Se Ladaai Balwaan Ki -2
Ye Kahaani Hai Diye Ki Aur Toofaan Ki -2

Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah,SONG

Hey there Delilah

You the one(Cameron Koa Cover)-Song

A different approach to Rihanna's new hit, You Da One. Rihana video is available on youtube rihana voice is beautifull than this song video but actually Rihana video is 18+ so not worth for this YOUR WORLD site. there are

You the one that I dream about all day

Awesome Arabi folk music song

Amazing Shastriya sangeet

I still love you - Song

Alone - And there's no tomorrow,
I should have known,

I am not afraid --Eminem song

"Not Afraid"

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

Times only know-Song

Time, only by the time