Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Shayari collection 1

kisi ke dil kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye wo baat n kehana
milate hai hamare jaise dost bahut kam
isaliye hamse kabhi alvida na kehana

sabhi nagame saaz main gaye nahi jaate
sabhi log mahphil main bulaye nahi jaate
kuch paas rehakar bhi yaad nahi aate
kuch door rahakar bhi bhoolye nahi jaate

raat hogi to chand bhi dua dega
khwabo main tumhe wo chehara dikhai dega
ye dosti hai jara soch ke karna
ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega

ret ki jarurat har registan ko hoti hai
sitaron ki jaroorat har asman ko hoti hai

Monday, June 11, 2012

To all the daughters

Dedicated to all who have been blessed with a princess's.

A couple made a deal the night of their marriage to NOT open the door of their room to anybody who comes knocking in the morning for any reason

In the morning the parents of the husband came & knocked on the door

The husband and wife were looking at each other &

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Crazy C.I.D Facts

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years.
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.
4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got married.
7. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.
8. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT, & gets Finger prints tested.
9. people remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.
10.End of episode, all criminals get Fassi.

Saturday, June 9, 2012


Who is the co-founder of Sun
Microsystems? "Vinod Khosla" Who is the creator of Pentium
chip (needs no introduction as
90% of the today’s computers
run on it)? "Vinod Dahm" Who is the third richest man
on the world? According to the latest report
on Fortune Magazine, it is
"AZIM PREMJI", who is the CEO
of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th
position now. Who is the founder and creator
of Hotmail (Hotmail is world’s
No.1 web based email
program)? "Sabeer Bhatia" Who is the president of AT&T’s
Bell Labs (Bell Labs is known
for creating the C

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Never judge anyone

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled:
"Why did U take all this time to come? Don't U know that my son's life is in danger? Don't U have any sense of responsibility?"

Th...e doctor smiled & said:

Billy Joel - The Downeaster "Alexa" (Song)


Well I'm on the Downeaster Alexa
And I'm cruising through Block Island Sound
I have charted a course to the Vineyard

Sunday, June 3, 2012

A silent Love

From the very beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.

Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?"

As the guy is not good with his words, this often causes the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vents her anger on him. As for him, he only endures it in silence.

After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry