Tuesday, May 29, 2012

A Soldier Pain

The story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco.“Mom and Dad, I’m coming home, but I’ve a favor to ask. I have a friend I’d like to bring home with me.”“Sure,” they replied, “we’d love to meet him.”“There’s something you should know the son continued, “he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us.”“I’m sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live.”“No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us.”“Son,” said the father, “you don’t know what

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

True Love

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor..
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him....
He prays that they shud not have a
He finds a note near the table...

"Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery...
i'll cum running back to you, my love.
I love you. ..."

He gets surprised and asks his son..,
'wat happend last nite..?'

Monday, May 21, 2012

A soldier love story

A Soldier's love story!I was 19 and you were 23.
You were serving at an unit near my home.
I don't know what happened to us as we exchanged looks at the raising day of your unit.
The next very moment you came closer by and asked me
if I was interested in dancing with you.
I said yes, and off we went to the dance floor.
As we started dancing romantic songs started playing,

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Written by an INDIAN software engineer

A Bitter Reality
As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in
Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the
land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it
was as if a dream had come true.
Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be staying in this country for about Five years in which

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Respect Love

A poor boy loved a rich girl.
One day the boy proposed her. Then thegirl said,"listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you.So, forget me'n get engaged with someone else of your level."
But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.
10 years later.
One day they became faceto face in a shopping center. The lady said,"Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married. Doyou know how much is my husband'ssalary ? . 2 lac per month! Can you imagine?'n he is also very smart."

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Best moments of life

13 best moments in life:
- To fall in love.
- To finish your last exam.
- To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep 5
- To get a phone call saying class is cancelled. ... - To feel like a butterfly every time you see THAT
- To see an old friend again and to feel that things
have not changed.
- To touch the fingers of newly born child.
- Waiting for a call or message from your loved one when you are alone.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

God and Me

Me: God, Can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won't get mad
... ... ... ...
God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Sunday, May 6, 2012

IAS exam interesting questions and Answer

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?